Funnel Snapshot
132 total interns across 9 cohorts
Funnel Breakdown
Cohort Breakdown
| Cohort | Total | Booked | Rate | Stuck | Lost | Email Only | Health |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Oracle Redwood City C1 | 43 | 16 | 37.2% | 8 | 10 | 9 | Active |
| Oracle Redwood City C2 | 23 | 2 | 8.7% | 6 | 8 | 7 | At Risk |
| Oracle Santa Clara C1 | 18 | 1 | 5.6% | 6 | 7 | 4 | At Risk |
| Oracle Santa Clara C2 | 9 | 0 | 0% | 1 | 2 | 6 | At Risk |
| Oracle Burlington | 16 | 3 | 18.8% | 5 | 2 | 6 | Active |
| Oracle Pleasanton | 8 | 0 | 0% | 2 | 0 | 6 | Cold |
| MongoDB Palo Alto | 7 | 1 | 14.3% | 4 | 0 | 2 | Active |
| Rivian Irvine | 6 | 0 | 0% | 2 | 0 | 1 | Cold |
| Oracle Kansas City | 2 | 0 | 0% | 1 | 0 | 1 | Cold |
3 Biggest Problems
Root causes behind the 17.4% booking rate
Bleeding Interns to Competitors
Almost a quarter chose a competitor or found their own solution before you could close them.
Email-Only Interns — Untouched
Nearly a third of the pipeline has never been meaningfully engaged.
No Urgency Engine
35 people between "interested" and "booked" with no forcing function.
Conversion Math
Where do 56 bookings come from?
Projected Outcome
5-Phase Execution Plan
Systematic approach to close the 56-booking gap
Actions
- Same-day follow-up on every unanswered message. Call, don't wait 48h.
- Rivian Irvine group close: 5 people at Yu's house. Create group chat, build social proof, set 48h booking deadline.
- Hiba Altaf: "Booking imminent" — get on the phone, find the objection, close live.
- Younes Aref & Samarth Mahapatra (RWC C1, Golan's): Group-close — "your cohort-mates are booking here."
- Burlington pair (Hanane + Carly): Plays sent today. Schedule 24h follow-up calls now.
Hot Leads
Actions
- Switch to text/phone calls — not more emails. Break the pattern.
- Lead with specific listing for their office location, not a generic pitch.
- Social proof: "16 of your Oracle RWC cohort-mates already booked through us"
- Skip preference calls when you know the office. Send curated play within 24h.
- Blitz days by cohort: SC C2 (6), Pleasanton (6), Burlington (6)
- Urgency lever: "We're holding [listing] for Oracle interns, but it fills [date]."
Priority: Source Pleasanton and Kansas City first
Entire cohorts at 0% because there's nothing to sell.
Actions
- Switch channels: If email failed, call. If call failed, text.
- Lead with something NEW — new listing, price drop, roommate match, or deadline.
- Peer pressure: "17 of your cohort-mates already booked."
- Kiersten Verani (Burlington): Ask: "What didn't work? I want to find the right fit."
Unresponsive List
Speed-to-Play SLA
Every intern who expresses interest gets a play within 48 hours. Not a preference call — a listing.
Daily 15-Min Funnel Check
- Who expressed interest yesterday?
- Who hasn't been sent a play yet?
- Who's been waiting more than 48 hours?
Create Scarcity
Cohort Priority Ranking
Ordered by opportunity size and conversion likelihood
Weekly Operating Cadence
Systematic rhythm to drive bookings every week
The 5 Levers to 60%
"The difference between 17% and 60% isn't more interns — it's faster plays, harder closes, and less tolerance for leads sitting idle."